I'm joining the mafia, they get a great 401K plan.

I'm an asshole and you know what? I am starting to enjoy it.

the United States Constitution. Article 14, section 1.

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.


WHY YES. That does mean that creating a Constitutional or State ban on same-sex would violate the Constitution. I know; crazy, right?

i don't know what to do anymore.

i just can't handle being alive.

everytime i mess up on anything, i just think about dying, and get really stressed out.

i feel so incompetent, useless, and stupid.

i just can't do this anymore.

what do i do.

since we are on the subject.....

Boobs. Are. Good.

ooooh someone's in trouble!

(my roommate is fighting with her boyfriend again! surprise, surprise.)

just general randomthinking while quickly reading my friends page and watching tv before going to bed

i like cleavage... in fact, i love cleavage.
not you again.
kids really do deserve better.
my cable worked perfectly well before the cable guy came to cable guy fix it.
scoliosis?
they fucking lost again?
you're right... i will always have you. Still... I'll never have you.
I hate Jay Leno.
I'm hungry.
Satan?
Spit?

Dear Donnybrook

Cut this bug shit out, huh?

Christ.

I just discovered that there's Fruity Cheerios. I can't wait to taste them.

Poll #1188090
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Should I respond to this poll?

My brother's latest bubble tea combo: kumquat, tofu, and lychee. o_O

so one time me and my mom were having a conversation and my mom sayed something and in her sentence she used the term putzin around and i asked her what that ment and she like idk and i was like OMG WE SHOULD LOOK IT UP and shes like sure and we could also look up davinport and i was like omg wtf is that?!?!?!?@?!?!




so what do you guys thing those terms mean? and no cheating by goin on  dictionary.com


Putz:

Davinport:

hurt is really suiting my mood right now.

Poll #1188061
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Do you want to make love in this club?

 a want you to be here.
right now with me..
im lonely

Cleavage is ugly, no matter how old or young firm or flabby big or small it makes me sick.

does anyone else sit around their house making farting noises with their mouth and wondering why it tickles?



also why do prepies say eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwuh instead of just ewww

also why do they talk & walk really slow?

The fahrenheit scales are finally hitting triple digits.

I am anxiously anticipating sweaty complainers of global warming, along with adventures to the theaters just for the air conditioning.

..

the infamous californian summer, my friends, has arrived.

Hot ham water.